I’ve always wanted a little brother. Now I’ve got four of them

burgrs:

why would u notify us 6 days in advance u pieces of shi t im going to be covered in sweat all week i need ten pizzas

1D meet & greet in Denmark

me: I wish boys would notice me
boy: hi
me: not you go away
mom: in 10 years you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say-
me: i can't believe i used to have to pay to interact with my husband
mom:
me:
mom: what
me: nothing

things to never make fun of:

  • mental illnesses 
  • eating disorders
  • cutting
  • suicide 
  • rape